Louis, Liam, Zayn are taken. Harry is a whore and...
guys you shouldnt freak out about zayn and perrie
nojimmy-protestedd: please. we all know who he’s dating
fan: real directioners dont use spoons!!1!1!!
me: pulls out gun and kills self
ASK ME I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
01: Fall asleep sandwiched between Harry and Louis? Or fall asleep between Liam and Zayn?
02: Have Liam give you a passionate kiss you in the rain before going on the tour bus (meaning in front of a lot of fans)? Or Zayn drag you backstage to makeout?
03: Have Niall tweet how “amazing” of a girl you are? Or Zayn send you a video of him giving you a wink?
04: Find out that Harry actually HATES Louis? or Find out that Zayn has chosen to leave 1Direction?
05: Stay up all night with Liam under the stars? Or you and Harry watch Fireworks on top of a building?
06: Have Harry break your heart to the point of depression? or break his heart to the point he can't even sing right?
07. Get 1Direction’s phone numbers (thru a dm tweet), but NEVER EVER meet them? Or spend an awesome week with them, but you don’t get their number?
08: Have Harry tweet you “goodmorning” every morning? Or have Liam tweet you “goodnight” every night?
09: Harry send you a nude photo of himself? Or you and Zayn have a really kinky DM convo on twitter?
10: Never finding out that Harry was actually in love with you? Or Zayn say that he’s in love with you, but he’s really not (ignorance is bliss)?
11: Sneeze all over Harry’s face with your boogers hanging out? Or fart in front of Zayn?
12: Harry doing a cover of “One Less Lonely Girl” (Justin bieber) for you? Or Zayn doing a cover of “Take You Down” (Chris Brown ) for you?
13: Find out that Harry has a tiny itsy bitsy weeny? Or Find out that Zayn has lady parts on his bottom half?
14: Be married to Liam, but he cheats on you? or Married to Zayn, but he doesn't want any kids with you?
15: Be rated a “10” by the boys at a signing and everyone witnessing it? Or be mentioned on twitter by all the boys saying “we love @___________”?
16: Find out that Niall has a freaky foot fetish? Or Zayn has really..realllyy hairy nipples?
17: Find out that Harry has big man boobs? Or find out that Liam has freakishly large nipples?
18: Have Harry send you a long sweet msg via Twitter? Or Niall write you a sweet love song with your name in it (It’ll be featured in their album)?
19: Be soulmates with Liam? or be Zayn’s girlfriend?
20: A 10 minute video chat with Louis, then Zayn walks in naked ( he didn’t know the webcam was on)? Or a 5 minute video chat with Harry while he’s naked, but then you lose internet connection?
21: Skinny dipping with Harry and Liam? Or Skinny dipping with Zayn and Louis?
22: Share gummy bears with Harry, while he feeds it to you? Or share the same ice cream cone with Liam?
23: Find out that One direction are actually all girls? Or find out that One Direction actually all hate each other?
24: Have Harry tweet your best friend constantly (fancies her)? Or Zayn tweet that you’re a creep?
25: Have Harry tweet how adorable you are? Or Zayn tweet how amazingly sexy you are?
26: Fall asleep on Liam’s abs? or Fall asleep on Harry’s chub?
27: Have Zayn play with your hair as you sleep? Or Niall caressing your face as you sleep?
28: Have Harry shave off all his hair? Or Zayn shave off his eyebrows?
29: Find Harry and Louis sniffing your panties? Or Zayn and Liam sniffing your panties?
Imagine One Direction on Ellen
Ellen: so you're gay?
One Direction: what
Ellen: I'm gay
One Direction: we know but-
Ellen: it's cool being gay
One Direction: we're not g-
Ellen: go gays!!
One Direction : Tell me I'm a screwed up mess, that I never listen, listen
Me : You're a screwed up mess and you never listen
One Direction : Tell me you don't want my kiss
Me : WOAH! TOO FAR